Rhodes must fall

The day before yesterday thousands of people filled The High outside Oriel College to peacefully protest for the removal of the statue to Cecil Rhodes that adorns the frontage to the college. All this in the wake of the toppling of the statue of slave trader Edward Colston in an anti-racism demonstration in Bristol, one of many in the UK sparked by the death of George Floyd while he was under arrest in Minneapolis in the United States last month. The statue, which will probably end up in a museum, has since been retrieved from Bristol harbour early this morning - the absence of protesters that early in the day itself says something.

Cecil Rhodes statue, Oriel College

Quoting, the frontage ...displays a statue of Rhodes himself, under a shell canopy propped by barley-sugar columns. At his feet a relief inscription reads E[X]: LARGA: MVNIFICENTIA CAECILII:RHODES, ie 'Out of the splendid generosity of Cecil Rhodes', the raised letters (here in bold) forming the laborious chronogram LMVIICICILIID (ie, reshuffled, MDCCCLLVIIIIII, ie 1911). the date when the building was completed.

The Rhodes Building owes to the initiative and generosity of Cecil Rhodes, intermittently an Oriel undergraduate between 1873 and 1881, whose £100,000 legacy included £40,000 'for the extension to the High Street of the college buildings': £22,500 was to be for building, the rest to replace income from tenements to be destroyed.

Four years ago there was a similar hue-and-cry to have the statue removed, and then it was apparently quashed when furious donors threatened to withdraw gifts and bequests worth more than £100 million if it was taken down.

The whole business is ridiculous IMHO. Firstly, in order to be consistent, if the statue is to be removed the inscription must also be erased and, indeed, the whole building ought to be demolished as it was built with funds supplied by Cecil. Secondly my own education owes itself in part to Cecil's generosity - in my first year I lived in the Rhodes Building, I came up to Oriel on a scholarship, not the prestigious Rhodes scholarship but it was probably funded in part by the Rhodes' legacy. History is history and should ideally be presented as both truthful and unbiased - yes in retrospect slavery was wrong, yes the holocaust was evil, yes both black and white and any other colour of lives matter and yes I owe my wonderful Oxford experience and its positive effect on my life in some small part to the generosity of a historical figure who represented white supremacy and was steeped in colonialism and racism. Does this make me culpable?

Floreat Oriel!

Post apocalyptic

The plan view of a vast post-apocalyptic city. Two types of living cell - the larger for those who grow food, the smaller for technology, industry. Pale blue indicates dwellings, whilst communal facilities are in orange. Dark blue is dense vegetation that provides oxygen and also hides an impenetrable fence. A network of fast one-way "roads" provide transport for the industrial areas, but no such transport exists or is required between the farming cells. Although there are tunnels that connect industrial communal facilities with their farming counterparts, generally the farming types do that and only that and never meet the industrial types. But there is relatively free passage from one industrial cell to the next, and one farming cell to the next.  These connections are clearly visible in the plan view.

Each cell houses perhaps as many as 100 human souls - the dwellings are generally extended family units, thus 25 per farming dwelling, but more individual industrial dwellings to promote creativity.

I know all this because I have spent hours poring over these plans and thus deducing what life was (or more to the point will be) like, and wondering how I might have extricated myself from the implied strict regime.

Actually the "plan" is the bungalow dining room table cloth...

Inverted bicycling

I had to wait until my 11'th birthday before my mum and dad bought me a bicycle. We went to a bicycle shop in Winchester - in Jewry Street I think it was - and I chose one that was yellow (my favourite colour) and black, with 3-speed Sturmey Archer gears. I loved that bike. I took it to Oxford where bikes rule the day - on one occasion I left it locked to some railings whilst attending a lecture and on returning found that some joker had stolen the lock and left the bicycle!  Sadly the bike was stolen when, later, I was living in London.

But in the days of my innocence, one summer's day (I can still picture it in my mind) I was on one of my bike jaunts and I thought - what about crossing my hands so that my right was on the left handlebar and vice versa?  It was amazing how quickly I lost control and ended up in a bed of stinging nettles much to my chagrin.  I was reminded of that experience when I stumbled across this video:

A similar experiment in which the subject has to wear lens that invert his vision 24/7 has been repeated several times.  I first saw it in a Fact and Faith film "Windows of the Soul" - forward to about 13 minutes if you're interested.  Occasionally put on by this or that church, I would implore my parents to take me. Remember there was no TV in our home back then, and of course no Google. In our enlightened internet age they seem rather cheesy but back then they were cutting edge. At least, I thought so.

The moral? Perhaps I should have persevered with riding with cross hands? Or is this post just another peep into my childhood - the strange boy who only borrowed science books, especially those about electricity, from the public library, whilst my older sister would choose novels. Who would spend hours in his "workshop" disassembling old radios and TV's and, occasionally, actually constructing something out of the bits.

Never dampen creativity!

Angel

Some while ago I posted about an XY-plotter I made. In fact it had a Z dimension in that it could lift the pen off the paper. The X direction was a platen roller. The Y direction was the pen carriage travelling along a true steel rod which I had salvaged from somewhere, about 12mm diameter, mounted over and parallel to the platen. I wanted a key-way slot milled down the length of this rod, into which the pen carriage was keyed so that by turning the rod the pen would lift.

On discussing my plan with my father he arranged a visit to an "angel" who, if my memory serves me, lived at Ovington House. I think this man ran a 5" gauge (or thereabouts) railway in his grounds and was one of my father's business clients, but I cannot find any reference to the railway in Google. In any case he, who must have been an angel, led us into his workshop where he had a milling machine. After I had explained what I wanted and why, he set the machine up and, wonder of wonders, told me to work it. Meanwhile he turned down the end of a small bolt that would follow the key-way. After profusely thanking him, he asked me to show him the plotter when I had completed it. That action I never took, and I live to regret it.

According to Google, the "angel" was Harvey Hoare of Hoare's bank. Whether so or not I remember one anecdote - my father told me the man would take micro-naps during the day, sitting in his chair, during which he would be totally non-communicando but after a few minutes would wake and be fully attentive.

The aerial view below might be Ovington House and the outbuildings arranged in a triangle strike a small chord in my memory - we had to walk outside to get to his workshop. And there are extensive grounds which could have housed a miniature railway.

Ovington House

Young Theo here wanted bits of wood which I gladly supplied. I asked him what he was making - it was, I think, "something to fire corks". I too would have loved to see his completed article working. Not because I want to see some inferior childish construction, but because I'd love to further inspire Theo's creativity. Like my grandfather once did who watched my disappointing attempts to make things and took me aside and helped me make a small wooden box that actually had at least a suggestion of precision and purpose.

The moral? Be an angel - facilitate but never discourage a creator-in-the-making.

The physiology of barefoot running

A short note for would-be Barefoot Runners and Others.

I get cracks in my feet and hands when my skin is dry. I had had an irritating but not deep crack in my right big toe for several days before my Table Mountain adventure, and because of it I toyed with whether to go or not. Hence the green/yellow insulation tape "plaster" in the photo of my feet, and that was the second application (I carry a roll with me on such jaunts). The next time I looked down at my feet the "plaster" was gone, and yet I didn't feel any discomfort, so it remained so until I got back home.  But after a cup of tea and a long shower, the irritation returned.

Similarly, sharp stones are always uncomfortable but one survives... but if I pause for a drink or a rest, when I set off again, almost however short the pause, my feet complain overly for the first few minutes, and then they largely appear to give up complaining.

It's as if the body adjusts - what used to hurt becomes just mild discomfort, by sheer necessity I suppose.

This principle should be an encouragement to would-be barefoot runners or, indeed, to anyone anticipating an activity that would seem nigh impossible.  Persevere. The human body is an amazing machine and it will do its utmost to keep you safe.  Of course there are limits, but most of us rarely meet let alone exceed those limits.

Lobawn and Table mountain

The mountain part highlighted in orange

Today's challenge was to go beyond Lobawn. The path that I transversed last time will take you from the village of Donard all the way to Lugnaquilla, the highest of the Wicklows. I didn't get that far, I turned off the beaten track at the summit of Table Mountain, thence to Three Lakes (actually there are only two), Arts Cross, a small segment of St Kevin's way and then back via the lane behind Knockalt.

Statistics: 24.2 miles, 3.7mph, elevation gain 1266m. My longest trek barefoot yet. Not that I was jogging all the time.  

The mountain part was awesome and definitely worth the toil, even if the return road work was hard going.  I took with me a small lump of cheese (Ali's idea), two eggs (Cadburys) and 600ml of water. I asked a householder for a refill on the way back and was glad that I had. It was a hot day.

If you are not too bored to check my photos (remember this is my blog and I do what I want, and I want these photos as a record and aide memoire of my ordeal) you'll see that the War Dept pillar on Lobawn is not the only one. In fact they turn up at other Wicklow summits apparently. They must have had a lot of them to get rid of after the war. And that mud (boggy peat) is hard to avoid and in any case is sort of irresistible and I reckon helps combat sunburn. Numerous dips on the descent helped to remove the evidence (in case any fellow-hiker might think I was mad - but I met not a soul on the mountains, all of them to myself). But I still needed a long shower when I got home.

Looking back to a Very Muddy Spot

Lobawn ahead

Looking back at Lobawn, another granite marker

Another granite column

Table Mountain in the distance

Yettanother granite column

Summit cairn, Table Mountain

Lugnaquilla in the distance

Our lake, from Table Mountain

Three Lakes from Table Mountain

Green goo in the "dike" from Table Mountain

More of the "dike"

The larger of the two Three Lakes

It was shallow and stony - I declined to swim

5 minute break for lunch in a sheltered spot

Art's Cross in the distance

Art O'Neill's Cross

Starting the steep descent from Art's Cross

The memorial at the base of the steep descent

Looking back at the steep descent

I took a dip in the Glenreemore book

Same

St Kevin's Way

Another dip, this time in the Kings river

Lobawn and Donard

Being, I think, up to date on jobs around the place I thought I would go walk-about, where no man has gone before. At least not this man.

Track statistics: 21.84 miles, elevation gain 1102m, barefoot of course. My average speed was a mere 4.23 mph because I was walking for about half the time. I followed my usual route to the Donard pass, thence to Lobawn, returning via the village of Donard and through Hollywood Glen.

My favourite colour

My path, with Lobawn on the horizon centre 

Summit marker: a British army war department granite pillar

How and why a war department granite pillar ended up atop Lobawn I have not yet discovered but it is a kind of friendly touch on finally arriving at the summit. I stood on it to take photos and it wobbled so I figure it can't be planted very deeply.

I can recommend the mountain part of this route - all very barefoot friendly, no long grass where lurk ticks, and glorious weather. At the summit I ate my Cadbury's caramel egg and then lay naked on the warm peat gazing upwards at a mostly blue sky. The descent was glorious too - an easy to follow path that turned into an amazing green road so was able to run most of the way down.

Lugnaquilla, the highest peak in the Wicklows, is alluringly further along this path that joins numerous peaks on the way.

From the summit: the path onwards to Lugnaquilla

From the summit: my path to and from

From the summit: our lake

Descent

The green road

Which turned into a gritty lane

And ended in Donard - I had no money...

Leaving the metropolis

Holywood Glen

May blossom, along St Kevin's way

May blossom always reminds me of my father - his birthday was in the month of May and each year we would wonder if his birthday would come before or after the first blossom. If you look carefully you'll see the iconic statue of Saint Kevin just to the right of the tree.  Click on the image to expand.